So I googled Amestris (country in FullMetal Alchemist) to check my spelling of it. And I learned a thing. Amestris was a woman married to XERXES and known for human sacrifice. HUMAN SACRIFICE.
It all makes sense now.
Seven Deadly Sins of public transport
I think clarinets and trumpets get along so well because clarinets are inwardly evil and trumpets are outwardly evil.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
"You’re so tight…"
I whisper as I can’t get the lid off my brand new pint of ice cream.
“God you’re so wet…”
I moan as I wipe the ice cream container’s condensation off my hands and onto any nearby fabric.
"Ow, you’re so hard…" I groan as I insert my spoon into the decadent chocolate goodness and it breaks, protruding into my fist".
The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
Disneyland and Walt Disney World now have guidebooks for guests with cognitive disabilities (such as autism). They include the above charts of what to expect at each attraction (strong smells, loud noises, restraint types used, duration, and more), lists of quiet areas for when you need down time, and answers to frequently asked questions, among other tips.
If you don’t want to download a PDF (or prefer to click the download link on Disney’s site directly), here are their pages for Services for Guests with Cognitive Disabilities: Disneyland | Walt Disney World
i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context
but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies
so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders
I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library
bored with airplanes
my mom and I were talking in the car and she said that the reason dean is always shoving free food in his face at buffets and stuff is because he learned growing up that when there’s food in front of you you eat it cause you dont know when you’ll get another chance
and sam doesn’t do the same because he never had to worry about food dean always made sure he had it
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